Clarence ran a wonderful campaign in the fall. There was one small attempt at bribery by some ShadyKatz, but the toona was dedicated to the temple and all went well. Clarence was elected by a landslide. Clarence is married to the beautiful Jaegar and has recently begun nominating those cats he wishes to help in his administration.
Vice-purrrrrzzzident - Galaxy (owner uv this page)
IRS Joint Chiefs - Sam (NA President) and Schmutz
Surgeon General - Stinky WDC
Secretaries of the Treasury - Punkins and Puddy Cat
Head of Sekrit Cat Service - Major, wif hiz weapons to purtect us from hoomins
National Police - Patches and Britches, Sheba the Bedmonster, Punkin
National Police and Head Temple Guard - CJ
National Police Navigation Officer - Zizi
Press Sekritary (aka Spin Doctor) - Gretchen Marie
FBI Head - KitTen, pending toona skandal resolution
Sekritary of (Troll) Defense - Ashley
Sekritary uv Commerce - Shu, entrepeneur
Chief Cat Abuse Investigator - Shadrach, privut investicator
Special Advisor to the President, Spiritual Affairs - Miranda, Shaman Cat Heeler an High Priestess da Anarchist Temple uv da Great Cat Goddess of Bast
Sekritary of State - Boris*
Ambassodor to Catnada - Marble
Ambassador from Mew Zealand - Lenny
Ambassador from Singapurr - Ebony
Sekritary of Kitten Education - Elektra
Sekritary of Agriculture, Head uv Fud Inspeckshuns - Pip
Sekritary of Kitty Welfare and Treets - Jezebel
Special Advisor, Domesticat Affairs - Aurora, SOC
Head Fud Inspecter, Dept. of Agriculture, Catnada - Manga
Sekritary of Furreign Affairs - Dudu
Chief Justi-cat - Christofer, cat attorney at law
DEA Chief, in charge of Nip Distribution - Jaegar
Sekritary of Literature and thuh Arts - Sigmund The Cat, esteemed author
Chief Protocol Officer - Kitsen T. Kat
Ms. Martha Mound - Sekritary of Sweetness
National Anthem Writer - Galen
Sekritary of Internashunal Relations - Hobbes
Special Tecknical Advisor - Buster
Ambassador to United Nations - Gizmo
Chief Depradatator uv Greeblings - Mr. GrowlTiger (GT)
Director uv Toona Mints - Maxwell
Direcktur uv thuh Nashunal Endowment fur thuh Arts - Ceilidh Flurrydance
Direcktur uv thuh Nashunal Endowment fur thuh Felinitiesss - Skye Silversong
Direcktur uv thuh Alcohol/Nip/Firewerkz Agency - Talisker Pippen
Majority Cat-leader of the Cat Senate - Makana
Ambassador from Catnada - Josie of the Great Whie North
Head uv Bureau of Kitty Toy Safety and Fun - pippy
Senacat frum Florida - Boogie
Yarrow - Investicater, Cat Abuse
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